200 veiws spectacular

Yet another review a thon

DaWindci review

DaWindci is a fun game in the line drawing catergory. It has a pretty art style. This game has you guiding a hot air bloon through diffrent enviroments. You control the bloon by drawing lines on the screen. The longer the line the faster the wind so the faster the bloon goes. Fun game that has a definite Da vinci motief. I recomend this game it is a fun well put together game. 8/10 A great game and a fun pick up and play game with a more artistic art style that is not as kiddish as angry birds. A definate pick up.

           

           


Animal Lab

Is not a game but rather just an app. It is a fun animal combinor app. Fun to play around with a kid would difinately enjoy this app. Good app to entertain kids. 6/10








Golfstacle

Is a fun simple mini golf game. It is just a mini golf game. It is the best top down 2d mini golf game. I personnally prefer this type of mini golf game to it's 3d brethren. A definate pick up it works perfectally and is a fun mini golf game. 7/10




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And finally since this seems to be bringing in the audience I'll do a quick review of The problem Solvers

The problem solvers is a quirky show on cartoon network. I love the pixel art motiefs that pop up frequently through out the show. It is funny especially Alfe. Alfe is a gaint brown hairy thing.  They solve problems. There is Alfe, Roba a robot boy, and Horace a boy. A fun game with a wacky visual style and an off the wall sense of humow. A definate watch for the fan of cartoons. It has the most unique visual style I have seen out of a cartoon network show yet. I love the style of this show. Watch it, watch it  now.

Heres a clip: 




Well thats it for now.

Angry Hipsters

Angry hipsters at most is an interesting game, it's a fun take on the angry birds formula.  But it's not as funny it could be. This is a story of something that didn't live up to it's potential. It falls sort of the game that I wish it could be, I am tired of the fling type angry bird clone games, but this one is diffrent and is passable and is worth a quick play thru if only for the rampant hipster bashing. 6/10 Not rovios masterpiece but worth playing if not for the hipster bashing. The game is passable as a novelty but one looking for long term play beware becuase this is a humorous novelty and not very deep. Not as bad as a hipsters attitude but almost as bad as their music.

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Raging birds review

Raging birds is a fun game that both pokes fun at angry birds and is a good challenging ariel bombing game. Thats right people bombs away. Get red to send your bird bombs on to your relentless slinshot armed enemy. You have to barage him with bird poo. It's a fun game and recomended pick up for a quick fix type game. It has a great artstyle and doesn't rip off angry birds more than Final fantasy ripped of Zelda. They are to totally difrent games they onle share a fantasy theme and rpg elements other than that they are tottally difrent games, just like Raging birds and Angry birds tottally difrent gameplay and art style. I give it a pick up  8/10

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107 veiws spectacular

We have hit 107 views woo hoo. To celebrate I am going to do a review-a-thon 3000. So strap in and keep your eyeballs glued to the screen becuase the reviews are coming fast at you.

Warbirds Spitfire Review:
Yay another in the warbirds line. I love these games. Buy at least one of them becuase these are gems. Pick your favourite plane and battle away. 9/10

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Destructopus Review

This game is amazing. I love to destroy things and what better way than as a lobster octopus giant Toho studio style monster. This game is fun and has a lot of heart in it, if you were despionted  by fingerzilla. Then look no farther for a grat monster game. Also beutiful bit graphics. 10/10

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Hipster city cycle review

A great satire comedy game with a sole purpose to mock hipsters oh how ironic. Buy it if soley for the art work. Gameplay is decent but not very deep. 7/11 Oh it's not out of ten thats ironic, I guess.

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Holy $!#@ it's a Shark

No serously this is my review for Shark! Shark!

Wow what to say about this one. For one the visuals caught my eyes right away. Definately an interesting take on the endless run genre. Currently the controls are passable. I'd compare them to The blocks cometh. It's a great game that is very unique. I give it a 9/10. It's good game and for a dollar there's  not much better you can do.


Shark

SHARK

Achievement shark?


Pissed of Mutant SHARK!

It's freaking tunes friday

First this one goes out to touch arcade: Obey the moderator by Optimus Rhyme



Next is Manifest destiny by Mc Lars and Yt Cracker



And finnally some Frontalot to make your ears pop: Diaster Feat. Mc Frontalot, Beefy and Schaffer the Darklord




I am jsut sharing with you some of the tunes I love, hopefully you find somebody new that you like.

Line surfer

Yay another line game. This is a fun simple game there's not much to say about line surfer it's a great little game. 7.5/10 It's definately worth your dollar. So pick it up. Can you a least make the black rock things into something more nautical like bouys instead of a black square.

First touch soccer review

This my review of first touch soccer. I am fond of soccer games, or to my UK audience football games but here in America if you call soccer football it can get confusing.  This is a game by the devolper of the X2 game series, this is currently the best soccer sim on the app store. The graphics are top knotch and the emotion and celebrations add a whole another level to the experiance. This game is console quality and beats all other past efforts on the app store. This gets the prized 10/10 rating in my book.

Time for the screen shot parade







And now it's time for something completely diffrent



Alright it's just a trailer, but I have my British juices flowing.

The I hate list

It's back the I hate list is here agian bringing you some megabytes of mega crap becuase this game didn't learn the lesson from clay fighter. Sure clay mation is cool and all but don't make a game around. This game is so blah and medicore catapult style game that there is hardly anything great about this game.
This game gets boring quick. If you are looking for a game in this style get flying kiwi. Just don't waste your time on this game.   3/10


It looks like a lint picture

Wow you clayed it all out

Omfgroflloling it's one eyed thingy from clay space.



You should bite the dust alien adventure

The Simpsons

Last nights Simpsons was the weirdest @#$! episode ever. Watch it at hulu I guess but it was wierd and hilarous. It had awesomeness in homer flying a blimp. The pooter tooter, and Umbelical Joe also Bus 23 it was awesome and the it was there best attempt at layered story lines in the entire run of the series.

You know who has an Android

MY MOM, 

I know my mom beat me to getting an andriod.

In other news we are launching our official android app.

The I hate list

This is a list of what I consider to be terrible terrible apps and games.
Get ready for the slew of pee you
The gigabytes full of garbage
Becuase this is the list you don't want to play.

Number 1

IS

Happyville

You now the guy who made this was like dude I am so going to make a game that should be free like a hundred dollars becuase people will buy it becuase it is happy -ville



Wow these graphics were so worth going into bankruptcy.
Well, they should of called it crappyville. This is a terrible farmville rip off that is no where near freemium. Good luck finding your friends on this game becuase with it's intial release price of $100 nobody could afford it. It still has all the freemium bs though including haveing to purchase gold. You could litterally buy a real farm rather than squander your money away on this travesity of a game I guess it what you would call it. Avoid this game at all costs.

Happyville this goes out to you



Don't worry happyville so you are a bad game


Stay tuned for more craptacular digital doo doos.

Bull fighting hero

All I have to say is Ole. This game is unique and perfect, it's the perfect pick up and play game for a gamer it's definetly more hard core than most regualar pick up and play games. Props to the devolper for this great and unique game it could not have been executed better.  Very fun and an excellent visual style and good music and sound effects. Pick it up you'll have a great time becuase this game may have bulls but it's definetly not full of bull. Buy it now 10/10 it's a great pick up and play game.


Ole

How to pwn the bulls

Ohh im in deep bull ___ now

Pwned

fear the redness

Hockey fights pro review

Hockey fight is an interesting game. It focuses soley on everybodies favorite part of hockey the fight. so drop your gloves and get ready to rumble. It's does exactly what the name says you progress through a tounament of hockey fights it's a fun hockey fight dare I say simulator well I guess I dares. The graphics are good but the narration sounds like Xtra normal videos the extra choppy robot sound. The fighting part is fun and challenging it's a perfect guilty pleasure game for guys.  this game is fun and it's only a dollar so pick up if hockey is your sport. 8/10


throw em down and put em up

Theres a storm in town

Summer Games 3D review

As I sit down to review this game let me get one thing striaght I love this game and those track and field games that are like it. If you are looking ofr cartoony graphics and a quick pick up and play pick up Playman Track and Field. With that out of the way this game is solid the physics are good the ai is diffucult and most of all it's just what you are looking for in a pick up and play sports game. With a huge variety of events to play and most you can finish in under a minute. One major thing that this game is lacking is some kind of tounament or championship nothing except playing individual events. This game has all the standard events you would expect centering around track and field. It's like the spirtual successor to Konami's Track and Field on the nes yes it's still in the vial of how fast can you mash the buttons but there's something I like about those type of games. This game is solid it's nether good or bad it's a fun game but is not extremely featured or polished so if like me you like the track and field genre buy it but if thats not your cup of tea it's easily passable but it's one of the best Track and field games currently on the ios devices. I give it a 6 outta 10

Look what I found at a thrift store for $1.00

Yes I found this at a thrift store for $1.00 I know can you belive it.
Pic and ebay link: http://cgi.ebay.com/80s-SEARS-ROEBUCK-ELECTRONIC-FOOTBALL-HANDHELD-TOY-GAME-/380191902268?_trksid=p5197.m7&_trkparms=algo%3DLVI%26itu%3DUCI%26otn%3D3%26po%3DLVI%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D9079673779116557555
Here's a pic too

Not my exact one but the same make and model

Air Battle of Britian review

This game is the bomb. It is made by the same devolper as Warbirds Spitfire but it has these awesome retro cutscenes that appear to be actual news updates from WWII. Theres not much I can say then how amazing and deep this one is wow. These guys do an amazing job of a dogfighting sim. It is action packed and like I said before doesn't have the innaccuracies of Skies of Glory. In this one you fight the right planes, not zeros over europe like in the aforementioned Skies of glory. The bottom line buy this one for single player and play Skies of Glory for your multiplayer needs. 9/10 this one scores huge bonus points for the for the cutscenes. This game rocks please go support the devolper and buy it.
Itunes link: http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/air-battle-of-britain/id347525161?mt=8





And finnally a trailer: